About us

At Heart On Jewelry, we believe that one of the best ways to a woman's heart is humor. Forget about the other jewelry stores out there offering BORING gifts claiming that someone cried reading them. Yeah, right, get out of here! Get her a real MAN'S gift. It will stimulate her mind every time she thinks of you; if it does not, it could mean that she is really not that into you or your sense of timing is off. Either way, you would want to know, right?

We want you to have fun with these gag gifts but use your best judgement as these gifts are designed to 'go there' in a very tasteful way. We will never have more than 14 products in store at a time. Every 3-4 months, we'll have new editions of products in store while purging out old ones. Our products could be worth something one day so buy them when you have the chance for they may not be available again.

Here's a fun fact about us: Say 'Heart On' as fast as you can. What does it sound like? Bingo! We have taken that phrase and transformed it to 'Heart On' defining a state of being where one is so set on someone that they could just have sex with them at any moment; or, from an objects perspective, that one is so set on something including someone's aura, work, legacy, persona, etc., that it becomes their vice, borderline obsession or passion.

Shipping is very reasonable: it is currently FREE for patrons living in the United States and Canada. However, it is subject to change anytime depending on the global economic climate. We shoot to have your order in hand as fast as possible. Please see our shipping policy for more details.

Our payment systems are powered by Shopify: every transaction with us is safe and secure. We do not keep any of your payment information with us. If there are issues with your order, we will do our best to take care of it. Thank you for being here. Have fun perusing our site and let us bring some laughter to you and your loved ones. Cheers!!